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Editor’s note: This is the last in a series of posts we’ll be running at FOT about workplace productivity, based on a national poll conducted by Red Bull and Harris Interactive. FOT + Red Bull = pretty interesting. 

For those who have been reading my posts for a while you know I’m a diehard Diet Dew fan. I don’t drink coffee, and I never have. It’s Diet Dew in the morning for me. However, I have a bunch of 20-somethings that work for me, and while some do the caramel-latte-frappuccino-half-calf-mocha-coca-whatever $9.50 coffebucks drinks, a chunk of my crew are Red Bullers! Admit it, you just had a mental picture of the Red Bullers, didn’t you? Young male, 20ish, spiked hair, lose cannon… how very HR’ish of you profiling like that!

My first experience with Red Bull was at our annual ‘Holiday’ Party (still hard for me not to say ‘Christmas’ Party). My hip mid-20’s workforce hit the bar and began to order Grey Goose and Red Bull (I’m paying, which explains their choice of vodka). In an attempt to fit in, I order the same, not really knowing what I was about to get myself into and slightly believing ‘the Hangover was just a movie, right!?” I liked the drink, it wasn’t my normal Sapphire and Tonic, but it was good. After my 4th (yep) I started to realize maybe I made a mistake, while simultaneously believing I could pretty much solve the world’s problems and had the energy to do it. My 20-something employees didn’t tell me they had one Grey Goose and Red Bull and then switched to something else. I kept going with the Red Bull — I had wings!

Staring at my bedroom ceiling at 4:20 am unable to sleep that night, I recounted what I learned:

1. THIS RED BULL STUFF WORKS! YEAH!

2. Never listen to anyone under 30.

3. Watching the sun come up is way overrated.

Workplace Productivity InfographicThe folks from Red Bull are on a quest. A quest to increase your productivity at work. How do they plan to do this?  Seems pretty easy, drink Red Bull!  Oh, but wait, everyone in ‘our’ office drinks coffee.  Why do we drink coffee?  Because it wakes us up and keeps us going. It also gives us horrible breath, stained teeth and let’s face it, the Mr. Coffeebucks drink order is really annoying… So back to my point, the folks at Red Bull are on a quest to educate people about workplace productivity and bring some of those coffee drinkers over to the red side. Here’s some stats Red Bull recently released in partnership with Harris Interactive:

With Labor Day coming up, the survey showed that nearly half of U.S. employees ages 25-49 may be working at lower productivity rates in expectation of a holiday break; 48% agree that their productivity at work diminishes just before, or immediately following, a holiday or a planned vacation. Those ages 25-49 in the South (55%) are more likely than those in the West (41%) to admit that. When looking at all U.S. employees, women (47%) are more likely than men (40%) to admit this is true for them.

 According to the survey results, employed Americans ages 25-49 who drink energy drinks consume about four per week on average and 92% feel their productivity increase in some way after they drink one. The majority feel more energetic (60%) after drinking an energy drink, while over a third are able to power through their entire workday (40%), and/or are better able to concentrate on work tasks (31%). 

Want to know a secret? I’ve actually ‘used’ Red Bull on my recruiters!  We like to have fun contests from time to time in our office, especially when we have large projects on our plate. One recurring project is to see how many calls a recruiter can knock out in one day, the winner getting some sort of prize.  On those days I usually provide an unlimited supply of Red Bull. Why? Because like I found out that one holiday party night — THIS STUFF WORKS! Like really works, like please someone catch me when I come crashing down works!  So, you want to increase you office productivity? Then take this official Tim Sackett endorsement: Stop paying for coffee, start paying for Red Bull!

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Tim Sackett
Tim Sackett SPHR, is the ultimate Mama’s Boy!  After 15+ years of successfully leading HR and Talent Acquisition departments for Fortune 500s and smaller technical firms, Tim took over running the contingent staffing firm HRU Technical Resources in Lansing, MI. Serving as the Executive Vice President, Tim runs the company his mother started over 30 years ago, and don’t tell Mom, but he thinks he does a better job at it than she did!  Check out his blog at www.timsackett.com. Because he's got A LOT to say, and FOT just isn't enough for him.

9 Comments

  1. Andrew: So, what’s your poison?
    Andrew: Ok, forget I asked.
    Allison: Vodka.
    Andrew: Vodka? When do you drink vodka?
    Allison: Whenever.
    Andrew: How much?
    Allison: Tons.

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  2. Jared says:

    Tim….. You may be on to something but I think its crazy.

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  3. laurie says:

    Hello, team. I am going to be Punk Rock HR and your typical HR lady in one fell swoop:

    Red Bull is toxic waste.

    I’m a libertarian and you can kill your body with whatever chemical you choose; however, Red Bull is garbage. It is dangerous. And HR professionals who write for FOT lose all moral authority when they complain about Obamacare and the rising cost of healthcare but support this kind of unregulated junk in our food system.

    http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/bulletin/energy-drink-dangers-red-bull-named-in-21-fda-reports/5970

    So I’m putting my fellow bloggers on notice. You can sing the praises of RedBull all you want, but I don’t want to hear ONE F@&%ING PEEP about Obamacare in January.

    Americans face one threat to our healthcare system: ourselves.

    Love,
    Laurie

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  4. kd says:

    Hey LFR –

    Really? We can’t talk about Obamacare if we individually advocate red bull? What about diet coke? Alcohol?

    If I make the pact with you to wax poetic about stuff that’s bad for you and support ObamaCare, can we go after people that eat to much? Will you jump on that train with me? You lose all moral authority if you’re not willing to stay consistent… After all, The ACA allows employers to battle obesity by allowing them to charge obese employees 30 to 50 percent more in what they contribute toward their health insurance benefit should an employee refuse to participate in a qualified wellness program designed to help them lose weight.

    Obamacare doesn’t like fat people. Interesting. My swing vote might be in play.

    Signed – KFD

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    • Laurie Ruettimann
      Laurie Ruettimann says:

      I would say that diet coke is also toxic waste. If they ask me to blog about them, I’ll say that.

      Logical fallacies aside, I think HR pros talk out of both aides of our mouths. We love diet coke but we also hate the rising cost of dental coverage. We love pot luck lunches but we pay to have Weight Watchers come on premise and run a for-profit program with a success rate of less than 5% over 5 years.

      And we criticize obamacare but we don’t advocate living wages so that people can buy healthy food. When broccoli is cheaper than a Big Mac, I’ll shut up.

      None of this has anything to do with poor Red Bull (really) except they love FOT. And at FOT, we have diverse POVs. That’s what makes this site awesome as a blogger and a reader.

      So I’ll tell my Red Bull story: some guy tried to pick me up at SHRM11 with red bull and vodka. I wasn’t sure whether or not to feel young & flattered or to send him back to the bar to bring me tequila.

      I drank it. :)

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      • kd says:

        LR –

        C’mon, when I try to really provoke you, you have to be less professional than that.

        C’mon!

        KD

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