Is Tim Sackett The Most Powerful Man in HR? Yes.

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By this point, all of you already know that I was named to the Top 100 HR and Recruiting Pros To Follow on Twitter, with this honor I had the epiphany to un-suck the HR world when it dawned on me that HR Sucks. For too long, HR Pros have been playing to executives, playing all nice and safe and boring.  HR has been running around like a chicken with its head cut off, and it’s my destiny to become the chicken head.  So I found a partner with which to begin my conquest: FOT.

I became the Chief FOT’er in a swift, but un-violent, coup. Then I brought in the most badass HR Pros to help run our organization.  My COO – Mother F’ing Pete Drucker – yeah he’s dead, but with our unlimited budget and cloning technology we were able to dig up Pete’s head and put it into a Transformer type frame – take that punks.  Our Chief Strategy Officer? Yeah – Tom Peters – that’s right, I’m flanked by two Peters, beat that SHRM!  CIO you ask – the badass himself – Bill Kutik. Why? Because he’s got a smokin’ hot wife, and you don’t.  And we have to add a chic because – I am HR – and that’s what we do – so our Chief Chic is Cynical Girl herself Laurie Ruettimann – she says “F-You” more than any other person I know.

I lorded over my team of HR Godfathers and Godmother night and day like a cruel, but just, dictator, tweaking, refining, crafting the design of our new HR world until they met my unwavering standards.  We hired the top HR analyst to develop HR practices that the world has never seen, to push the limits of every legal policy.  When those analysts said I was pushing the legal limits too far, I fired them. Then I hired a group of Soviet HR Analyst defectors to push the technology even farther, eventually breaking all Federal HR Administration limits of awesomeness.

They say an artist knows he has reached perfection, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.  Now, I don’t know what that means, but that’s why you never trust artists.

Now that I have broken apart the corporate ladder and beat the world into submission with it, I’m putting the mamby-pamby HR world on notice.  I’m making it more badass, more wild, more lethal.  I’m talking about settling Union walkouts MMA-style, in the ring.  Legalizing body part picture texting. Making post-hire press conferences where you talk trash about the company you just stole the person from. Basically, making HR be the thing that everyone in the world has been wanting it to be: not sucky.

Am I the most powerful man in the HR world?  A less humble man would say yes.  But, for the sake of clarity, let’s just say the second most powerful man in HR is in my rearview mirror, basically wishing he was Tim Sackett.

I’m the Chief FOT’er. You shut up.

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Tim Sackett

If you Google “Tim Sackett” you’ll find our Tim, and a truck driver chaplain. Our Tim is NOT the truck driver chaplain, although how awesome would that be if he was!? He is a prolific writer in the HR and TA space who just happens to also run an Engineering and IT contract staffing agency (HRU Technical Resources) out of Michigan. He also writes every day at his own blog, the Tim Sackett Project. Weirdly, he’s known as an expert in workplace hugging, which was kind of cool years ago, but now seems painfully creepy, but we still love him and he’s fairly harmless. Tim is also on the board of the Association of Talent Acquisition Professionals (ATAP), lifetime Michigan State Spartan fan, husband to a Hall of Fame wife, 3 sons, and his best friend Scout. He also wrote a book with SHRM called The Talent Fix, you can find it on Amazon.