Employers around the city rejoiced this week as we watched our very own Industrial Commission sentence a man for Ohio Bureau of Workers’ Compensation fraud.
He doesn’t look hurt to me. Slam dunk! Or is it?
You see, in Ohio, we have a very broken Bureau of Workers Compensation (BWC) system. They seem to pay, well, everyone. Unless they literally record someone roofing their house, the employer is totally screwed and saddled with a claim that they ride for the next four years. To fight a claim, you have to go to hearings at the Industrial Commission. It’s like going to court with the employee’s mother. You never win.
Lost Case #’s 1, 2, & 3: I had the privilege of handling this little gem.
Three employees were stealing paint from our body shop. We caught them stealing paint. We fired them. They all filed a BWC claim within a week.
- One hurt his back and failed his drug test (he was in so much pain, he had no choice but to take heroine).
- One had carpal tunnel and switched doctors until he found one that would diagnose him as such.
- One hurt his knee and (coincidentally?) used the same doctor as his wife who (coincidentally?) had the same injury on our medical insurance.
- None of them had a problem until they were fired.
- None of them could work another day in their life because of the pain.
So the fight began. I hired private investigators to follow them. All three were caught working on trucks in their garages, but the fraud department was just “too busy” to get out there and check it out. All three WON at the Toledo Industrial Commission.
Lost Case #4: An Ohio employer asked an injured worker, who suspiciously crashed their semi truck, to give a hair sample at his drug test. It was their policy for DOT accidents. He failed this drug test. And he still was able to collect disability.
But it doesn’t stop there, the Industrial Commission decided that the employer was a “terrorist” for asking for a hair sample. The actual words were, “…subsequent termination was based on unreasonable search and seizure of the worker’s hair follicle consistent with Federal Terrorist guidelines. God Bless America.”
Wait. Did they really just say, “God Bless America”? I’m super happy that failed drug tests make them feel patriotic.
Lost Case #5: A factory worker in Ohio was truly injured on the job. She was unable to return to the factory due to her work restrictions. She just needed to go find another job, and the employer would have to continue to pay disability until one was found. That sucks for her and for the employer. What a sad story.
This compliant injured worker, with her high school diploma and factory experience, began applying to jobs. She applied to be an airplane pilot, an accountant, an HR Director (my favorite), a chemist, and even a nurse.
Surprisingly, she didn’t get any of those jobs. But the Industrial Commission wrote, “…and even though she’s not qualified for these positions, at least she’s trying.”
Lost Case #6: I can’t even type this with a straight face.
A Toledo woman claimed to have gotten her vagina caught on a conveyor belt while bending over too close to it (I’m not even kidding). Allegedly, the conveyor belt injured her vagina. The BWC allowed her claim to be paid. She must have been working naked or something because I just don’t know how you’d get your vagina caught in a conveyor belt.
Anyway, the BEST part was that she eventually was awarded psychological care due to her vaginal disfigurement since she could no longer have sex in her favorite position (I’m not even kidding).
THE BOIL DOWN:
4 years ago my company was here:
- Experience Modifier (the thing that decides how much you need to pay) = .34
- We were in Group (the magical discounted rate place)
- We had 15 injuries
- We paid $110,310.94 in premiums for 300 employees
In 2011 we are here:
- Experience Modifier = 1.13
- We are no longer in the magical Group
- We’ve had 7 injuries
- We will pay $268,802 for 200 employees
Yes, we have reduced our staff by 100 employees, we have less injuries (and none are severe), and we will more than double what we paid before. Why? Because that guy who failed his drug test, stole paint, was fired, claimed injury a week later, was investigated, and caught working on trucks in his garage… he totally screwed us. If we were a vagina – he would be the conveyer belt.
His endless lost time wages have allowed him to move to the beach. Now he lives in South Carolina on a beach, in his beach house. He and his wife no longer have to work. You see, she also filed a claim… and she also won disability payments.
There is a District Hearing Officer at the Toledo Industrial Commission that SLEEPS through the hearings. She truly sleeps. When asked about her sleeping spells, she replied, “I need to visualize the claims.” No, you’re literally sleeping. And we’re suffering because of it. I could employ a lot more people with all the money I would save if I paid a fair amount for my yearly premiums.
This is the type of crap that happens when you’re one of four states in this country in a bureaucracy. I’m pretty sure this may be why I already hate nationalized health care. The same idiots will be running and abusing the same broken state system.
Is your state like this? Do you have fraudulent claim horror stories?
Meredith Soleau was supposed to be a famous country singer, but her parents made her go to college and major in something “real.” She graduated with a B.S. in Business from the University of Toledo, and landed a gig as a Human Resources Director at a large car dealership in Ohio. After eight years of HR at a car dealership, she burned out, decided to sell cars herself, and has since launched her agency, where she specializes in finding blue-collar workers. Clearly she has plenty of stories. But the best stories are probably about Meredith, herself. Read them on her personal blog, meredithsoleau.com, where she holds nothing back.