The world’s largest sperm bank, Cryos in Denmark, has recently stopped taking *ahem* deposits from redheads. Carrot tops around the world are outraged. The kick in the pants has come as a shock to those who view redheads as a dying breed. Is Daddy Warbucks the only one who would want a Little Orphan Annie? Is this creating a hardknock …
In the car business, it can be difficult to get names of people. If I just had a name, I can easily stalk find people. I can call them at work and directly ask for them (pretending to be their girlfriend, sister, anything…) if I just had a name. I’ve been known to do some pretty sneaky things to get …
*actual conversation with my 3 year-old, Logan* How was your day, Logan? It was good, Mommy. How was your day? Thanks for asking! That was so polite. But it wasn’t good. I had to fire someone. You had a fire? At your work? Did you go outside? Was there smoke? No, I had to fire someone. Like, I had to …
We reward our sales people in big ways. They have the highest commission scale in town, they get paid on the front and back of each car deal, and they receive a lot of extra perks. Perks such as gas cards, cash spiffs, and even trips to awesome places like Aruba and Las Vegas! I am proud to say that …
