Recruiter inside voice: “You hear those papers shuffling in the background? That’s me frantically trying to find your resume, but in the mean time I’m going to seamlessly small talk until I remember who the hell you are.” Candidate inside voice: “Seriously? You called me yesterday, jack-wagon.” If you’re part of #FOTNation, chances are North of 100% that you have: Conducted …
Why I Don’t Wear A Seat Belt
So, when I was about 16 or so I saw a guy flip a Camaro. It was on a country Texas road (we call them FMs as in Farm-to-Market), and it was dark outside. Me and my cronies were the only people that witnessed the carnage. The Camaro was heading towards us. It hit a ditch on the right hand …